Overheard during the first preseason game against the saints
Aug 13, 2024 1:43:55 GMT -7
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Post by jeffcardinalfan on Aug 13, 2024 1:43:55 GMT -7
Before the game
The little dude. Hey coach. Since I'm not going to play today and have not even dressed out do you mind if I play my video game on the sidelines?
JG. Come on man! I want you standing by me so we can discuss what we see on the defense. To himself. Man, I thought I was making progress for this dude. Is he eating skittles?
Clayton tune. Hey Desmond, I hope you do well out there today. I'm rooting for you. To himself.
I really hope you stink the joint up. I do not want to be on the practice squad.
Desmond. Clayton, I appreciate that. I hope you do well also. Remember football is a team sport. To himself. I really hope you stink The joint up. I do not want to be on the practice squad.
One of the quality control guys. Hey JG you got a phone call. It's Michael.
JG. Okay thank you. To himself. Why the heck is this guy calling me I'm on the sidelines we're getting ready to play a game?
Michael. Hey coach. I would have made the trip to New Orleans with you guys but I had some business to attend to and I've just came up with a fantastic idea and I wanted to run it by you.
JG. Well sure Michael. What's going on? To himself. This better not be about mustard!
Michael. We'll coach this is my idea. I spent a lot of time watching the Olympics in Paris and I was really impressed. What would you think about us having a breakdancing contest at halftime?
JG. Well Michael you're the owner. You can do what you want. To himself. Are you kidding me? If he does this he should have a contest too to see who could eat that horrible dark mustard he tried to sell last year and the winner is the one who eats the most packets without throwing up.
Our new tight end that I'm not going to try to spell his name.
Hey Desmond, I hear you're getting the start tonight. Remember I can catch the ball too. I'm not just a blocker. Do you like Skittles or Reese's pieces? I got your back man.
Desmond. Don't worry about it dude. If you're open I'll find you. To himself. I might throw the ball to him but based on how crappy our backup offensive line is I'm probably going to check out of the play that is called and keep him in for protection.
The new tight end. Hey Clayton, I hear you're going to get the whole second half. Remember I can catch the ball too I'm not just a blocker.
Clayton. That's cool man. To himself. Based on how crappy are back up offensive lineman are I'm keeping him in for protection.
Our new tight end. Hey Clayton, do you like Skittles or Reese's pieces. I could maybe get you a hot dog if you're sneaky.
Darius Robinson to himself after the first quarter. Wow! This is different than an NFL practice. I'm going to start every game. I'm going to be a star. These other guys stink.
Michael Carter. Hey coach, you know I get better the more carries I get right.
JG. Well yeah Michael we know that. We're going to get you a lot of carries tonight cuz we're really going to be counting on you throughout the season. To himself. I'm going to trade him for a pass rusher.
Clayton. Hey desmond, you played a good game tonight. To himself. You stink man. You're going to the practice squad.
Desmond. Thank you Clayton. You played lights out. To himself. I stink. I'm going to the practice squad.
JG. Hey clayton, are you all right? Did you get hit in the mouth? Look like you were bleeding out there.
Clayton no coach. I just had a mouthful of red skittles when we got the ball back.
Jg. Okay. Try to swallow them before you go out on the field okay. To himself how come nobody brings me skittles? I like skittles? I'm the head coach. They should be bringing me stuff. I think the little dude had four hot dogs tonight. He didn't offer me one.
The little dude. Hey coach. Since I'm not going to play today and have not even dressed out do you mind if I play my video game on the sidelines?
JG. Come on man! I want you standing by me so we can discuss what we see on the defense. To himself. Man, I thought I was making progress for this dude. Is he eating skittles?
Clayton tune. Hey Desmond, I hope you do well out there today. I'm rooting for you. To himself.
I really hope you stink the joint up. I do not want to be on the practice squad.
Desmond. Clayton, I appreciate that. I hope you do well also. Remember football is a team sport. To himself. I really hope you stink The joint up. I do not want to be on the practice squad.
One of the quality control guys. Hey JG you got a phone call. It's Michael.
JG. Okay thank you. To himself. Why the heck is this guy calling me I'm on the sidelines we're getting ready to play a game?
Michael. Hey coach. I would have made the trip to New Orleans with you guys but I had some business to attend to and I've just came up with a fantastic idea and I wanted to run it by you.
JG. Well sure Michael. What's going on? To himself. This better not be about mustard!
Michael. We'll coach this is my idea. I spent a lot of time watching the Olympics in Paris and I was really impressed. What would you think about us having a breakdancing contest at halftime?
JG. Well Michael you're the owner. You can do what you want. To himself. Are you kidding me? If he does this he should have a contest too to see who could eat that horrible dark mustard he tried to sell last year and the winner is the one who eats the most packets without throwing up.
Our new tight end that I'm not going to try to spell his name.
Hey Desmond, I hear you're getting the start tonight. Remember I can catch the ball too. I'm not just a blocker. Do you like Skittles or Reese's pieces? I got your back man.
Desmond. Don't worry about it dude. If you're open I'll find you. To himself. I might throw the ball to him but based on how crappy our backup offensive line is I'm probably going to check out of the play that is called and keep him in for protection.
The new tight end. Hey Clayton, I hear you're going to get the whole second half. Remember I can catch the ball too I'm not just a blocker.
Clayton. That's cool man. To himself. Based on how crappy are back up offensive lineman are I'm keeping him in for protection.
Our new tight end. Hey Clayton, do you like Skittles or Reese's pieces. I could maybe get you a hot dog if you're sneaky.
Darius Robinson to himself after the first quarter. Wow! This is different than an NFL practice. I'm going to start every game. I'm going to be a star. These other guys stink.
Michael Carter. Hey coach, you know I get better the more carries I get right.
JG. Well yeah Michael we know that. We're going to get you a lot of carries tonight cuz we're really going to be counting on you throughout the season. To himself. I'm going to trade him for a pass rusher.
Clayton. Hey desmond, you played a good game tonight. To himself. You stink man. You're going to the practice squad.
Desmond. Thank you Clayton. You played lights out. To himself. I stink. I'm going to the practice squad.
JG. Hey clayton, are you all right? Did you get hit in the mouth? Look like you were bleeding out there.
Clayton no coach. I just had a mouthful of red skittles when we got the ball back.
Jg. Okay. Try to swallow them before you go out on the field okay. To himself how come nobody brings me skittles? I like skittles? I'm the head coach. They should be bringing me stuff. I think the little dude had four hot dogs tonight. He didn't offer me one.
